The Golden Gate city made me smile twice today.

Smile # 1

A friend posted a snapshot of his ballot. It shows candidates vying for three school board slots. Starchild IS real.

Smile #2

San Francisco bans McDonald’s Happy Meals with Toys.

McDonald’s meals are not so happy in San Francisco after the city’s board of supervisors banned restaurants from giving away toys with meals that have high levels of calories, sugar and fat.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/11/03/no-toy-to-go-with-that-shake-san-francisco-bans-happy-meals/#ixzz14F9dYFyz

McD’s can offer toys with Happy Meals ONLY if the meals are under 600 calories AND 35% or less calories come from fat. Not unreasonable in my mind.

You go San Fran. Let the erotic service provider sit on the school board and keep our kids from begging for Happy Meals just to get the damn toy.

I’m still cracking up.